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September 09 Great Surprise This is really a great suspense...!!!!!
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near
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a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the
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door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I
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could stay the night?
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the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner,
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even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep,
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he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks
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the monks what the sound was, but they say, We
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can't tell you. You're not a monk.
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The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and
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goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same
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man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The
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monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car.
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That night, he hears the same strange noise that he
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had heard years earlier.
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The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks
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reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.
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The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to
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know. If the only way I can find out what that sound
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was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
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The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell
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us how many blades of grass there are and the exact
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number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers,
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you will become a monk.
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The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years
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later, he returns and knocks on the door of the
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monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and
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have found what you have asked for. There are
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145,236,284,232 blades of grass and
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231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
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The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a
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monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.
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The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the
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head monk says, The sound is right behind that
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The man reaches for the knob, but the door is
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locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key?
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The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
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Behind the wooden door is another door made of
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stone. The man demands the key to the stone door.
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The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to
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find a door made of ruby. He demands another key
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from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is
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another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went
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until the man had gone through doors of emerald,
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silver, topaz, and amethyst.
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Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the
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last door.
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The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door,
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turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to
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find the source of that strange sound.
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. . . . But I can't tell you what it is because
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you're not a monk.
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I hope that you guys will like it
Mayank September 05 ConfusionFor past few days I was so busy with my projects and all that I could hardly get time to sit on computer and checking mails ... writing blogs and all that kind of stuff.... I missed it very much.... I missed you guys very much......even now I am working on my projects,,, hufff.... I am tired but still enjoying this tiredness.... 'cause I normally dont get tired.... anyway heres a beautiful thing to share
Wanaa know about confusion...
See this... ... read conversation between Mr. Watt and William Knott... "Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone.
"Watt."
"What is your name, please?"
"Watt's my name."
"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"
"No, this is Knott."
"Please tell me your name."
"Will Knott."
YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED.
READ THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED... "Why not?"
"Huh? What do you mean why not?"
"Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
"But I told you my name!"
"Didn't you say you will not?"
"Not not, knott, Will Knott!"
"That's what I mean."
"So you know my name."
"Of course not!"
"Good. So now, what is yours?"
"Watt. Yours?"
"Your name!"
"Watt's my name."
"How the hell do I know! ? I am asking you!"
"Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have
not even told me yours yet." "You have been patient, what about me?"
"I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told
me yours yet." "Of course not!"
"See, you even know my name!"
"Of course not!"
"Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
"Because I don't."
[Pause]
"What is your name?"
"See, you know my name!"
"Of course not!"
"Then why do you keep asking ,Watt, is your name?"
"To find out your name!"
"But you already know it!"
"What?"
"See, but you know mine!"
"Of course not!"
"Exactly!"
NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME, BUT
THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME. "Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be
your answer?" "Watt's my name."
"No, no, give me only one word."
"Watt"
"Your name!"
"Right!"
[Pause before it hits him]
"Oh, Wright!"
"Yeah!"
"So why didn't you say it before?"
"I told you so many times!"
"You never said Wright before"
"Of course I did."
"Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
"I do not."
"Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
"I do not!"
"Good!"
[Pause before it hits him]
"Oh, Guud!"
"Good."
"No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
"No, it's Knott!"
"Oh, okay. At least the names! are clear now Guud."
"Yes Wright."
NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS WELL
LOL
liked it or not...? let me know
Mayank August 04 spJust two kind of persons fail
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who just think and dont work
 ....and the other who work but dont think  July 15 Being Last is not bad A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and everyone on the bus dies. They go to Heaven. Because of the grief they have suffered, God decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line sees this and says "I want to be beautiful too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line,the last person in Line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this man is rolling on the floor, laughing his pants off. Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what his wish will be. The man eventually catches his breath, and says: "Make them all ugly again". Moral of the Story: Don't get disheartned for being last, as you can Still change others lives being last :) June 18 funny answeresQ.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC Rank 23 Opted for IFS) Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS) Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs, he sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98) Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will get Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2) Q. What looks like half apple ? A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper) Q. What can you never eat for breakfast? A. Dinner. Q. What happened when wheel was invented? A. It caused a revolution. Q. Bay of Bengal iIS IN WWHICH STATE? A. Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank) Happiness is a funny mathematics, it multiplies when you divide it. |
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